The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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