It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
