Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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