Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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