At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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