so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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