i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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