so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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