i would punch a child for taco bell
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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