Nicole vs. Life
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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