I hate all girls vehemently.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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