I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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