all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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