Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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