do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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