dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I need to sanitize my soul.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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