Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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