im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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