Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I lost the right to judge tonight
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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