How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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