oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We had to coat check the pizza.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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