i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
accomplished twins. life is a go
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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