its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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