I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
