Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
