she kept yelling 'call me bella'
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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