Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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