he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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