There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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