it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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