these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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