my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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