walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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