She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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