Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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