Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
God I need to hump something, right now.
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