Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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