I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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