he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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