You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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