This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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