its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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