You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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