My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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