Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
