it was like his penis was on wheels.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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