When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Randomize
