Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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