In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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