you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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